The Vikings scored the most boring 26 points in franchise history on Sunday. This may be the most boring football team I have ever seen, and they're 3-2. I'm not complaining, mind you--I'm a homer and I love my teams. And the boring style that seems to be Brad Childress Football (BCF) is obviously working--the Bears needed a late touchdown to eke out a win at Metrodome, but they've blown everybody else out (including the defending-NFC Champion Seattle Seahawks on Sunday or Monday Night Football, whichever one it was.) The Vikings (I refuse to call them the "Vikes") have been close and competitive in every game this year--no thanks to the offense. The defense recorded two TDs yesterday (or 26 Fantasy Points that I left on my bench, but that's another story) and has been pretty close to rock-solid all year long. Why does the offense suck like it does?
Brad Johnson.
Look--he's 38 with a noodle arm. Yeah, he's "savvy", and he "manages the game well", but all that will translate into is a 9-7 team (at best) and a waste of Troy Williamson's speed. So many deep balls underthrown, so many passes to the flats floated in to let unsuspecting TE's and backs get killed. I'll give him this--when he does finally connect and the play results in a touchdown, there is no one funnier to watch freak out in the league. I'd watch Johnson's celebration during the Redskins game over any TO or Chad Johnson dance. But the fact of the matter is that the front office and the fans and the media got too caught up in last year's win streak and everyone decided that he is the long-term solution. The problem is that the Vikings have made this mistake before: after the magically disappointing season of 1998, when Randall Cunningham won the MVP award, the Vikings immediately signed him to be the starting quarterback for at least the next season, possibly another. They let go of a young Brad Johnson who was just starting to come into his own as a quarterback and signed cannon-armed, pellet-brained Jeff George to back Cunningham up. What happened? Cunningham showed his age, played poorly, proved to everyone that he deserved Comeback Player of the Year for 1998, but that MVP was a little far-fetched, and lost his starting job against the Lions (post-Barry Sanders). Jeff George comes in, plays well, becomes the every-week starter, gets the nod for the next year, and sucks. What I'm trying to point out is that the Vikings can have good success with old quarterbacks, but the production they get out of them is limited at best. Brad Johnson already had his 5 game winning streak last year. Can we expect much more out of him this year? It pains me to say this, but this team would be playoff-bound with Chad Pennington under center.
Also, apparently no one told the media that BCF included shitloads of penalties, many of which come within the opponents' 20 yard line. That may need to be corrected.