Molly has H1N1. Bush league.

Sweet. Now my throat is sore. Good run this week.

Dear Fans of the Tennessee Titans:

Stop flipping out over your coach wearing a Peyton Manning jersey. Nobody cares. Be happy that what your team is being recognized for now is the coach poking fun at his inability to win over getting walloped 59-0 by Tom Brady and Randy Moss.

Thank you.

I've been out of a job for over three weeks now, and the boredom is killing me. The garage is clean and reorganized, my car is immaculate, and I'm brilliant at on-line Scrabble and Madden '08. Seriously, there's not much else for me to do during the day. Plus, the medication keeps my mind from wandering, which leaves me incredibly focused on being bored.