Is Saint Paul Really a Backwater Town?

All I wanted to do today was go and see The Protector, starring Tony Jaa. Of course, according to movies.com, it's not playing anywhere within 50 miles of 55104. Son of a bitch! This exact thing happened when Ong Bak: Thai Warrior (also starring Tony Jaa) was released. Fuck. Now I have to wait until its DVD release.